How To Tuesday... How To Save The Free World...

Your mission should you choose to accept it...

Gather your most creative of minds, experts in ninja skills, and borderline evil geniuses. Discretely invite them to meet at  one central location...

Include details of the mission to ensure they are all up for the challenge...

Outfit them with the necessary clothing.  Black Sweatshirts are optimal as they allows for more discrete and covert traveling through air ducts and dark spaces.  Prepare identification credentials for your new agents complete with fingerprints...

Clean all fingers with nail polish remover as to leave no excess finger prints behind.

Appointed parental units will accompany you as you embark on your mission via secure mini vans.  Disband at mission locale...

Enter front door, tell information desk that you're interested in purchasing a new rug for Youngest's birthday.  His cat puked all over his current one, and it's just a mess. You need a new rug before his Mom finds out.  He'll direct you to the fine carpet establishment on the left...

Once inside, your salesman will give you tools to disable the bugs located throughout the room.  You must find and deactivate all bugs, before speaking freely...

Receive your orders from headquarters via hidden teleprompter...

Caution: The message will self destruct. Exit quickly via hidden door to elevator.  Travel down to the bowels of the structure, and enter secured hallways...

Cross corridor without setting off the trip wires...

Once each team member arrives safely, cut the power to the trip wires, then disable the five zones of the ventilation system...

Travel through the vents to the lab...

Enter the lab and begin covert operations.... Agents faces have been obscured for their own protection

Split your team between key card searching and cracking the safe codes for optimal time efficiency.  Agent D'alo found the card key, and triggered the ceiling's secret retractable holding cell.  Clearly, the agency has already begun building the satellite...

Return the lab to proper order, leaving no evidence behind.  Quickly decode the key pad lock utilizing a black light, and enter Cabal's core of operations....

Hack the system to gain access to the file... You have 1 minute... but you're...

TOO LATE!

You've activated the bomb hidden in the center table of the room.... Work with your team to deactivate the bomb... you have 3 minutes...

Deprogram successful!... Except there's a program override... Exit to bomb shelter on right...

The explosion knocks out the power!  Find the right fuses to reactivate the power within the shelter... insert your code scrambler into the key pad and regain access into the core room...

or what's left of it...

Receive last transmission from headquarters on a job well done.  You've survived, destroyed Cabal's secret headquarters and discovered the Mole within your organization.

Embark on journey home for debriefing and nourishment...

Additional mission supplies will be provided for you to aid you in your return to everyday civilization....

Once returned to civilized life, you are free to resume life as you once knew it. 

But remember...

Trust. No. One.

The success of Next Year's birthday mission depends on it.

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