Oldest: "If a giant spit on us, it would be huge spit."
Me: "OK."
Oldest: "And it would be sticky."
Me: "Sticky?"
Oldest: "Yeah."
Me: "Excellent."
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Youngest: "You know Cookie Monster gets crazy over all those cookies. But the real problem is...who's supplying those cookies."
Oldest: "They tried giving him vegetables."
Youngest: "Yeah, but that didn't work and then somebody went back to supplying him cookies."
Me: "So who gave him the cookies ya think?"
Youngest: "Probably his mother."
Me: "So his mother's his enabler?"
Both: "Yup. It's his mother."
Further proof that us mom's are only out to ruin our children's lives.
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Youngest: "I wonder why he's cutting through our neighborhood."
Me: "Maybe he lives on one of the side streets and he's going into one of the other neighborhoods."
Youngest: "Maybe."
Me: "We really have no idea where he's going."
Youngest: "Yeah. He could be going to a secret lair, where he'll plan an evil take over of world domination"
Me: "Could be, buddy. Could be."
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Conversation through the bathroom door, because no place is sacred...
Youngest: "Mom, I want to show you something."
Me: "No. I'm using the bathroom and then taking a shower."
Youngest: "But I need to show you this piece of bacon. It looks like a monster."
Me: "Well then you'd better eat it."
Youngest: "No really, it looks like a fish on the bottom with a dinosaur head."
Me: "Is it a carnivore?"
Youngest: "Maybe... I think so."
Me: "Well, quick, you'd better eat it before there's trouble."
Update: Bacon was eaten, dinosaur takeover threat avoided, shower was fabulous and undisturbed.
Boys are so much fun!
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Ki gave me a good night kiss.
ME: why are your lips sticky?
Ki- IDK. I just washed them.
Me: you washed your lips with sticky stuff??
My cookies are shipped in from Helios Prime – home planet of the galactic federation of Cookie Monsters. What, you thought I was a one off lab experiment gone horribly wrong?
ReplyDeleteI would have had to have eaten the bacon to avoid trouble myself.
ReplyDeleteAlmost Hubs oughta be happy today after yesterdays race.
They have quite the imaginations. ;0)
ReplyDeleteI love it! The thought process of a young person should be studied. I can't figure it out!
ReplyDeleteI have witnessed the bathroom door talk on numerous occasions at my sister's home. My niece is the worst. She also requires that my sister come up and talk with her before she goes to sleep.
ReplyDeleteThere is no end to the magic that comes out of children's mouths. Love these posts!
ReplyDeleteYour kids sound like fun! But, ahh, I am not in the market. Just saying.
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